Being sick in bed all last week I got to thinking about this more.
So by vehicle:
1) 1970 VW Squareback, 18, YO, 1982? (I hate to admit this..:shaking head

smoked pot with my buddies, driving to the bowling alley thought the police pulled me over. My buddies laughing at me. I NEVER, EVER, NEVER EVER smoked pot again in my life. Stupid...
2) 1973 Yamaha TX500, 18 parked on West Colfax, Ave, Denver, 1983, watching the cruisers. My buddy and I were given tickets for "
trespassing." We were sitting on a used car lot's fence watching the girls and the hot cars. West Colfax Brenda, not East...
3) 1978 Toyota Celica, 1983 - 72 in a 55 in Indian country in Arizona. I never paid the ticket. I assume I have a warrant out for my arrest.
4) 1982 Yamaha ZX550 - I don't recall a ticket, crashed however...and was shot at in rural Wyoming during the same trip to Jackson Hole.
5) 1981 Suzuki GS1100EX - 1985? Fort Collins, CO, ticket for 1) 75 in a 45, failure to stop, reckless driving, and I'm sure something else. The officer had no evidence what-so-ever. I admitted to 54 in a 45. (I was going 105)
I don't recall any others. I'm sure I'm wrong. That bike was simply wicked. I did dump her at about 85, cracked the case, and slid in 4 quarts of oil for about 200 meters into a curb. Ooops. Don't do stoppies on cold tires.
6) RD400 - Race bike, 1) Tucked the front end in the "Rat's Nest" at Second Creek Raceway in Denver.
7) RZ350 - Race Bike 1) Knocked down at Aspen Raceway, 2) I know repaired the tank and fairing at least twice - I don't remember the crashes, 3) Massive highside at between 110 and 125 at Firebird Raceway in Phoenix. Five broken ribs, clavicle, scapula, concussion, roadrash, glasses glass embedded in face. Glass came out of skin up to 4 years later!!!
8) 1986 VW Golf (GTi Suspension and Grill) - Don't recall any tickets, but we used to do Copper Mountain on HWY 6 to Boulder on three wheels once a weekend.
9) 1986 Isuzu Trooper - You've got to be kidding me??? 85hp...
10) 1982 BMW 528e - Nope, eta's are slow...but 28 mpg!
11) 1969 Porsche 912 - Nope, but what a fun car! Totally built.
12) 1995 Dodge Ram 1500 - Oh, god no! What a POS.
13) 1987 Porsche 911 Targa - I must have gotten a ticket. 3.2 Euro Hi Comp Pistons, SC Cams, Ported, SSI exhaust, custom chip, Ti bits, full on suspension. ROCKED!!!
14) 1994 Chevy Suburban - What? It was on the shop the whole time...American carp.
15) 2002 Porsche 997 Carrera - HOLEE CRUD! 1) 72 in a 60, don't remember any others, but was electronically limited at 172.
16) 1999 BMW 528i - Wonderful car! 1) I was pulled over three times within 45 minutes. I was at work and got the call my National Guard unit was activated for Hurricane Katrina. I was in Austin, my unit was in Dallas, 210 miles. I was going about 85, pulled over. Showed the trooper my orders, he let me go. Pulled over the second time. Showed the Sheriff my orders. Pulled of the third time about 10 minutes later. The Police Officer escorted me within his jurisdiction, at 125!!!
17) 2003 MB E500. Oh, what a car! V8, air suspension. Massive torque. What? No tickets? Ex got in divorce. Oh well...
18) 2007 GMC Sierra 1500 4X4 Z71 - Nice truck, gas pig.
19) 2007 Yamaha FZ6 - 1) Speeding 96 in a 55. The only thing that got me off from going to jail was my assault pack and my military ID! Oh, and a power wheelie at 65 mph. Ooops.
20) 2009 Chevy Malibu LTZ - Nope...
21) 2008 Buell 1125R - Nope
22) 2006 FZ1 - 94 in a 65. Really I was going about 142m mph one hill prior to being tagged.
23) 2010 Infiniti G37 Sedan - Pulled over in Western OK about one year ago coming back from New Mexico. I think he thought I was drunk. In the middle of the night I see four headlight coming up on my ass FAST! I get out of his way and he pulls me over. Family in the car, skiis on the roof. He tells me I can't drive with my fog lights on. WTF???
24) 2012 Aprilia Tuono V4R - Nope, but I know it will go at least 134.
25) All other bikes, nope. Kinda slow really, and the R6 is a track bike
26) 2013 Moto Guzzi Stelvio NTX - Not yet, but will go 122ish with off road tires!