OneSizeFitsAll
Wizard
It was late in the night when the old Aussie Sailor regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes
up his nose and wires monitoring every function.
There was a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. She gave the Chief a deep look straight into his eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Gathering all the strength he could muster, he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts then??
That, my friends, is a Positive Attitude!
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes
up his nose and wires monitoring every function.
There was a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. She gave the Chief a deep look straight into his eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Gathering all the strength he could muster, he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts then??
That, my friends, is a Positive Attitude!
