10 reasons why motorcycles are better than girlfriends

[Polestar]

I found the following (except about bicycles) on my nephews FB page. He's a pro- BMX rider. Figured it has application to the bikes we ride as well.

10 reasons why motorcycles are better than girlfriends

1-Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
2-You can ride your motorcycle with your best friend.
3-Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share your motorcycle with a friend (in fact many friends)
5-Motorcycles don’t care how many other motorcycles you’ve ridden.
6-Motorcycles don’t care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
7-If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
8-Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
9-You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your motorcycle.
10-You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents!

 

[Mr scotto]

Only 10.
11-You can lock them in a shed if you don't have time for them.

 

[OneSizeFitsAll]

Only 10.
11-You can lock them in a shed if you don't have time for them.

And the battery tender will keep them happy:tup:

 

[supersonic]

Motorcycles are cheaper than girlfriends.
You can trade a motorcycle in on a new model when they get too old.

 

[FZ1inTX]

In the case of the FZ1, they are LOW maintenance too!

Great list!!! :tup: