Norm
Wizard
10) The mileage is not so good. Actually the mileage is abyssmal: As advertised on Yamaha's website, I'm getting 35 MPG. I hate honesty. Why couldn't they tell me I was going to get 15 MPG. Then 35 would seem awesome!
9) I'm constantly cleaning the plastic from all the drool of teenage boys.
8) I'm tired of grown men flirting with my bike saying stuff like "That's the bike I really wanted" to it.
7) It's got way too many gears. I get to highway speed and I've still got 5 gears left.
6) Instead of saying "Yamaha" somewhere on the bike it's got pictures of tuning forks all over it. I caught some lady trying to play Beethoven on it.
5) The ergonomics are all wrong. Instead of leaning me over so I have to get off it in half an hour because of back pain I'm so comfortable I never come straight home. Well maybe that's not such a big one. Forget I mentioned that.
4) It's way too fast. I left for work this morning and got there yesterday.
3) It turns way too easy. I went to make a sharp left turn the other day and spun in place for 5 minutes.
2) Every other vehicle I own looks like sh%t now.
1) Since I bought it the producers of "Batman" have been after me to play the Joker in the sequel...because of the stupid grin that's stuck on my face.
9) I'm constantly cleaning the plastic from all the drool of teenage boys.
8) I'm tired of grown men flirting with my bike saying stuff like "That's the bike I really wanted" to it.
7) It's got way too many gears. I get to highway speed and I've still got 5 gears left.
6) Instead of saying "Yamaha" somewhere on the bike it's got pictures of tuning forks all over it. I caught some lady trying to play Beethoven on it.
5) The ergonomics are all wrong. Instead of leaning me over so I have to get off it in half an hour because of back pain I'm so comfortable I never come straight home. Well maybe that's not such a big one. Forget I mentioned that.
4) It's way too fast. I left for work this morning and got there yesterday.
3) It turns way too easy. I went to make a sharp left turn the other day and spun in place for 5 minutes.
2) Every other vehicle I own looks like sh%t now.
1) Since I bought it the producers of "Batman" have been after me to play the Joker in the sequel...because of the stupid grin that's stuck on my face.