joker80
Well-Known Member
So yesterday i was on my bike going through town on my way home and suddenly something started stinging me on the a$$. OH CRAP!!!!! I had my shirt tucked in so with no where to stop i start pulling my shirt tail out to get what ever it is out AAAHHHHH. Well i'm doing about 60 mph flapping the back of my shirt I'm sure the cars around me though I was crazy. After that it stops stinging so i think ok i'm good now it came out. Thank GOD. so just before i get home i lean into a curve and I feel something fall right down in my but crack and then it starts bite/stinging me right in the crack AAAAAAHHHHHHH @%##^#%^$^#. this happens right as i'm at the gas station i go to and know the ladies that run it well. I swing the bike into the station tires sliding and my but on fire!!!!! run in and go straight into the bath room. What the hell is in my pants it's a dang yellowjacket half dead and pissed off. well after he was removed smashed and flushed down the crapper I compose myself and right as i walk out the bathroom door the old lady at the counter says "Did ya make it?" So I had to let her in on my butt attack and I still dont know if she has quit laughing at me. ALL YELLOWJACKETS NEED TO DIE!!!:shoot: